only on long island

22Apr09

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Tags: boardy barn, long island

easter?

11Apr09

i’m not sure which offer this is referring to. is this church trying to tell me that the offer jesus made to die for my sins still stands? or that i should be sacrificing myself for your sins?

either way, fuck that noise.

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Tags: catholic, easter, sermon board

if you have ever or currently do live on long island

11Apr09

this is the best license plate you’ll ever see. i like to think that the owner of this car used a 1 instead of an i because they really wanted it to mean mastic is #1

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Tags: long island, mastic, mastic-shirley

just in time for passover.

05Apr09

a friend drew this on a napkin while at hooters. i don’t think there is a more appropriate place to be thinking about me. and the jews.

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Tags: graffiti, star of david

cloudy with a chance of what the fuck.

05Apr09

didn’t you hear me the first time? stop making 2 hour long movies loosely based on 20 page books, which consist mainly of pictures, from my childhood!

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