one r one s

I had a conversation with an Evangelical preacher about Preacher.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 06:57:28 +0000

and it was possibly the best interaction I’ve ever had with a stranger.

I’m on the E train reading Preacher: Proud Americans, because the first two trades have somehow vanished from my possession, and a guy wearing ski goggles without any lenses and a bag with that has jesus and jehovah written in huge letters with white-out on it sits down next to me. I can feel him glaring at me and what I’m reading and think, fuck he’s gonna talk to me.

He taps my arm, which I immediately give him a do that again and I’ll hit yo look, and says “Oh I’m glad that is a comic I thought it was a heavy metal magazine.”

me- It’s not, and you shouldn’t make assumptions about what girls should and should not be reading.

him – Well you do know I’m an Evangelical preacher, right?

me – That’s great but I’m really not interested, sorry.

him – Well it’s just a coincidence since you are reading something called Preacher.

me – Unless you have the word of god, a vampire sidekick, and are hunting down God to kill him, it’s really not.

don’t send a girl this text message

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:33:35 +0000

it’s super weird.

easter?

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:16:56 +0000

i’m not sure which offer this is referring to. is this church trying to tell me that the offer jesus made to die for my sins still stands, or that i should be sacrificing myself for your sins?

either way, fuck that noise.

just in time for passover.

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:48:40 +0000

a friend drew this on a napkin while at hooters. i don’t think there is a more appropriate place to be thinking about me. and the jews.

if you are the girl in the photo below

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:07:45 +0000

contact me immediately so we can start being best friends.

destiny.

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 21:03:33 +0000

i hope the owner of this car also has a tattoo of this.

you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:00:03 +0000

he looks cool in whatever he wears

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 07:07:08 +0000

he’s not wearing anything yellow.
there is an alternate version of dream phone where all the guys have British accents. I need it.

why this is called one r one s

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:36:31 +0000

almost everyone who sends me mail disregards the correct spelling of my name.

“That’s my resolution, to watch more Gossip Girl”

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:37:25 +0000

Anderson Cooper, You’ll be using, “I’m Chuck Bass” as a reason for questionable actions early on in 2009 if you stick with this resolution.